Rajnikanth funny facts dialogues
- Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
- In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
- Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
- Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Rajnikanth jokes
- Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
- When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
- here is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
- Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
- Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
- Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
- Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
- Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
- Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
- Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
- Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
- Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
- Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
- Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
- Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
- Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
- Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
- Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
- Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
- Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
- Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
- The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
- Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
- Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
- Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
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January 18th, 2012 at 6:54 pm
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